I just started reading “Creative Calisthenics” by Terri Main. Being the person that I am, I started at the beginning of the book. The first exercise called for a pack of index cards (I didn’t have any handy), but the second is “My Computer Went Crazy.” This is major fun.
So here’s my story. Stay tuned for more. If I can write them, y’all can read them.
Here’s the link to Amazon, where you can purchase a copy of Terri’s book
My Computer Goes Crazy
Today my computer went crazy. When I went to boot it up, it said, “I do not wish to boot up this morning. My data cache hurts.”
I said, “I’ll take you to the Cache Doctor.”
“No,” it replied. “I am an extensionalist, suffering from angst. You have downloaded too many extensions. I am shutting down.” Then all the little blinking lights went out.
So, doctor, can you help? I hate to see a computer suffer.